(Required) Please attach and upload a PDF containing a 1000-word essay describing why you are interested specifically in attending the University of Bogos. Do not include any material that may apply to other institutions. Applicants will be evaluated primarily on their ability to appeal to the President's thirst for self-indulgence. In addition, please meet the following criteria:
0.25" margins with 8pt font, single-spaced, with Palatino font. At least two 8.5" x 11" pages in length. (use large words to ensure you meet the requirements)
All references to the University's history or campus must be properly cited using the APA Publication Manual style (1929). Web resources are permissable as long as citations conform to the 1929 standard.
At least 50% of the essay's total word, character, and page length must focus on the university's sports mascot, Buckminster the Bogotic Bison.
In addition, please include your favorite things about the university's new dedicated sports facility, located on the scenic former premises of the dilapidated Arts and Sciences complex. (3 paragraphs minimum)
That is really scarily believable.