It's always the same
Always ashamed
The proton-binding
When I can come in
To a hopeless electrolyte
But one more time
my answer stands
I swear I mean "no offence"
But you better learn to read
it's all 'bout electrochemistry

Hey, for the young and old
Ugly metalloids
I put you on my list
And make you bind to this
Magnet; I just don't need that charge
And only one can win
And soon you'll say that's him
[Chorus x2]
D H M O
Four capital letters
Scribbled in code
'Cause acronyms scare congress-men/even more
while they're nearing their rout
No need to ask my name
to solve for what pH I am

[Refrain x2]
Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I'm losing my electrons
I just came here to bond
Ions all relaxed
They all know I'm coming
I'm losing my electrons
I just came here to bond

[Chorus x2]

[Refrain]

[Chorus]