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List of Hatelese ships that have visited Thet
This is a list of all known Hatelese Commonwealth ships that have visited the Thessian brane. Some ships may have visited more than once. Like certain Lyran ships, many of the ships' names depend on wordplay or literary references in Classical English and may not make sense to the modern reader.

  • Why Be A Man When You Can Be A Success
  • Marginally Better Than Exploding
  • Occam's Shaving Kit
  • Who Ordered The Protons
  • Beep Beep Beep, Beep Beep Beep
  • One Thousand and Twenty-Four Chickens
  • Non-Determinism Means Never Having To Say You're Wrong
  • Placeholder Antagonist
  • Paved With Good Intentions
  • Doing It Wrong
  • Hungry Politics
  • Disappointing But Affordable
  • Where There's A Whip, There's A Way
  • Don't Be That Guy
  • That Guy
  • Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
  • Trouble Magnet
  • It Wasn't Me I Swear
  • Harder, Mommy
  • Comfortable Distance
  • No, Really, I'm Fine
  • At Least You Tried
  • I've Had Better
  • Zone of Eternal Friendship
  • Wallflower
  • Please Remain Seated
  • You Call That A Threat?
  • Bluffing Is Just My Way Of Working Up Courage
  • Autoerotic Apostasy
  • That's Not How You Eat It
  • Empty Promises
  • Not As Interesting As Previously Thought
  • Three-Letter Acronym
  • Not Actually For Opening Letters
  • Face-Blast First, Mind-Probe Later
  • Nobody Said It Was Illegal Here
  • The Boner Garage
  • Not A Virgin
  • Fist Of God
  • Catharsis
  • Metaphorgotten
  • No Money Down
  • Natural One
  • Sticker Shock
  • Chinese Whispers
  • Rinse Cycle
  • Correctly Incorrect
  • Wrong Answer
  • Preemption Protector
  • Preemption Protector Protector
  • Fraudulent Fred
  • Worse For The Wear
  • It's All Ogre
  • Keep Off The Grass
  • Mixed Reviews
  • Feed Your Head
  • Do Not Look Into Beam With Remaining Eye
  • Teachable Moment
  • Peer Review
  • Plank Time
  • Bonus Symptoms
  • Regrettably Large Head
  • Slavery With Extra Steps
  • History Exam Revisionism
  • Good Fun For A Hermit
  • The Wrong Conceptual Horse
  • Well, I Didn't Vote For You
  • Planned Obsolescence
  • Premium Experience
  • Doctor Mbogo
  • Magic Smoke
  • Write-Only Memory
  • Bucket Of Bits
  • Dirty Limerick
  • Roach Motel
  • Poor Choice Of Words
  • Price Check
  • Why Don't We Do It In The Road
  • Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Monkey)
  • Dsmvwld
  • What About The Glands
  • Press Pass
  • Adipose Rex
  • Freudian Cigar
  • Intolerable Bigot
  • Pollen Advisory
  • Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You
  • Tell Me About Your Mother
  • Sad Wank
  • Arbitrary Restrictions
  • Fight Me, Bro
  • Unlicenced Artist
  • Roomier Than You'd Think
  • Help, I Can't Feel My Legs
  • Good Cholesterol
  • Because I Said So
  • Early Retirement
  • Basically Just A Floating Wreck
  • Big Dumb Object
  • Bigger Than Zarquon
  • Sexy And I Know It
  • Self-Reference
  • Irritatingly Recursive Moniker
  • Obnoxious Ship Name
  • Boring But Adequate
  • Invalid Ship Name
  • Telephone Sanitizer
  • Best Practices
  • Literally Just A Ship In A Bottle
  • Underboob
  • Keyboard Cowboy
  • Mister The Plague
  • Inkblot
  • Predictable Punchline
  • Not My Specialty, Not My Problem
  • Duck And Cover
  • Nobody Asked You
  • The New Black
  • Cow Tipper
  • Pause And Reflect
  • Second-Hand Blues
  • Please Hold Still
  • Community Service
  • Price Of Progress
  • Alternative Medicine
  • What's With All The Pop Culture References?
  • Definitely A Ship
  • Top Ten Unbelievable Ship Names
  • For Progress's Sake
  • This End Up
  • Unbottled Fury
  • All Things Considered, We're Probably A Much Greater Threat To Ourselves Than Anything Else In The Universe, So Why Even Have That Conversation?
  • Particularly Safe
  • Mandatory Volunteer
  • Contents Fragile
  • On Parole For Good Behaviour
  • It Smelled Better From A Distance
  • Folk Remedy
  • Voted Best Diplomat Five Years In A Row By Warmongering Aliens
  • Emissary of Emesis
  • They Told Me I Had To Do This
  • Amnesty Or Amnesia
  • I Didn't Want That One Anyway
  • Asked Politely
  • Stop Yelling And Just Kiss Me, You Fool
  • Windbreaker
  • Viscous Cycle
  • Contraceptor
  • Unconscience
  • Astroturfer
  • Down Wind
  • Untitled
  • Antepenultimatum
  • Taxidermatologist
  • Parasolstice
  • Misled
  • Distraction
  • Nightlight
  • Clickbait
  • Kallisti
  • Hot Sauce
  • Not A Pyramid Scheme
  • Dentists Hate Her
  • Salutatorian
  • Lather, Rinse, Repeat
  • Well Don't Blame Me
  • I Have Some Bad News And A Snack For You
  • Like and Subscribe
  • You May Already Be A Winner
  • Value Menu
  • Test Run
  • Bonus Points
  • Ready Or Not
  • Tickets Sold Out
  • Apparently You Know The Answer
  • Thou Shalt
  • Thou Shall Not
  • Surprise Mechanic
  • This Is What You Get For Listening To Me
  • Grain Of Salt
  • I Wasn't Being Serious
  • Bottom of the Barrel
  • Wasted Potential
  • Sieve of Eratosthenes
  • Freemartin
  • John of Malpais
  • Canard
  • We Now Resume Our Regular Disaster Schedule
  • Truculent Runt
  • Etaoin Shrdlu
  • Big Egg
  • The Worst One