This is a list of all known Hatelese Commonwealth ships that have visited the Thessian brane. Some ships may have visited more than once. Like certain Lyran ships, many of the ships' names depend on wordplay or literary references in Classical English and may not make sense to the modern reader. See also Hatel ship classes.
Why Be A Man When You Can Be A Success
Marginally Better Than Exploding
Occam's Shaving Kit
Who Ordered The Protons
Beep Beep Beep, Beep Beep Beep
One Thousand and Twenty-Four Chickens
Non-Determinism Means Never Having To Say You're Wrong
Placeholder Antagonist
Paved With Good Intentions
Doing It Wrong
Hungry Politics
Disappointing But Affordable
Where There's A Whip, There's A Way
Don't Be That Guy
That Guy
Flattery Will Get You Everywhere
Trouble Magnet
It Wasn't Me I Swear
Harder, Mommy
Comfortable Distance
No, Really, I'm Fine
At Least You Tried
I've Had Better
Zone of Eternal Friendship
Wallflower
Please Remain Seated
You Call That A Threat?
Bluffing Is Just My Way Of Working Up Courage
Autoerotic Apostasy
That's Not How You Eat It
Empty Promises
Not As Interesting As Previously Thought
Three-Letter Acronym
Not Actually For Opening Letters
Face-Blast First, Mind-Probe Later
Nobody Said It Was Illegal Here
The Boner Garage
Not A Virgin
Fist Of God
Catharsis
Metaphorgotten
No Money Down
Natural One
Sticker Shock
Chinese Whispers
Rinse Cycle
Correctly Incorrect
Wrong Answer
Preemption Protector
Preemption Protector Protector
Fraudulent Fred
Worse For The Wear
It's All Ogre
Keep Off The Grass
Mixed Reviews
Feed Your Head
Do Not Look Into Beam With Remaining Eye
Teachable Moment
Peer Review
Plank Time
Bonus Symptoms
Regrettably Large Head
Slavery With Extra Steps
History Exam Revisionism
Good Fun For A Hermit
The Wrong Conceptual Horse
Well, I Didn't Vote For You
Planned Obsolescence
Premium Experience
Doctor Mbogo
Magic Smoke
Write-Only Memory
Bucket Of Bits
Dirty Limerick
Roach Motel
Poor Choice Of Words
Price Check
Why Don't We Do It In The Road
Everybody's Got Something To Hide (Except For Me And My Monkey)
Dsmvwld
What About The Glands
Press Pass
Adipose Rex
Freudian Cigar
Intolerable Bigot
Pollen Advisory
Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You
Tell Me About Your Mother
Sad Wank
Arbitrary Restrictions
Fight Me, Bro
Unlicenced Artist
Roomier Than You'd Think
Help, I Can't Feel My Legs
Good Cholesterol
Because I Said So
Early Retirement
Basically Just A Floating Wreck
Big Dumb Object
Bigger Than Zarquon
Sexy And I Know It
Self-Reference
Irritatingly Recursive Moniker
Obnoxious Ship Name
Boring But Adequate
Invalid Ship Name
Telephone Sanitizer
Best Practices
Literally Just A Ship In A Bottle
Underboob
Keyboard Cowboy
Mister The Plague
Inkblot
Predictable Punchline
Not My Specialty, Not My Problem
Duck And Cover
Nobody Asked You
The New Black
Cow Tipper
Pause And Reflect
Second-Hand Blues
Please Hold Still
Community Service
Price Of Progress
Alternative Medicine
What's With All The Pop Culture References?
Definitely A Ship
Top Ten Unbelievable Ship Names
For Progress's Sake
This End Up
Unbottled Fury
All Things Considered, We're Probably A Much Greater Threat To Ourselves Than Anything Else In The Universe, So Why Even Have That Conversation?
Particularly Safe
Mandatory Volunteer
Contents Fragile
On Parole For Good Behaviour
It Smelled Better From A Distance
Folk Remedy
Voted Best Diplomat Five Years In A Row By Warmongering Aliens
Emissary of Emesis
They Told Me I Had To Do This
Amnesty Or Amnesia
I Didn't Want That One Anyway
Asked Politely
Stop Yelling And Just Kiss Me, You Fool
Windbreaker
Viscous Cycle
Contraceptor
Unconscience
Astroturfer
Down Wind
Untitled
Antepenultimatum
Taxidermatologist
Parasolstice
Misled
Distraction
Nightlight
Clickbait
Kallisti
Hot Sauce
Not A Pyramid Scheme
Dentists Hate Her
Salutatorian
Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Well Don't Blame Me
I Have Some Bad News And A Snack For You
Like and Subscribe
You May Already Be A Winner
Value Menu
Test Run
Bonus Points
Ready Or Not
Tickets Sold Out
Apparently You Know The Answer
Thou Shalt
Thou Shall Not
Surprise Mechanic
This Is What You Get For Listening To Me
Grain Of Salt
I Wasn't Being Serious
Bottom of the Barrel
Wasted Potential
Sieve of Eratosthenes
Freemartin
John of Malpais
Canard
We Now Resume Our Regular Disaster Schedule
Truculent Runt
Etaoin Shrdlu
Big Egg
The Worst One
Dictated But Not Read
Ming the Merciless
Praxis Makes Perfect
Vore The Rich
Pull My Hair
Taken For Granite
Muriatic Milkshake
Xenon Phoenix
Please Listen Carefully, As Our Menu Options Have Changed
Noise-To-Signal Ratio
Lysistrata
Spurious Connection
Intrusive Thought
Perverse Imp
Unfalsifiable
Escheresque
Dumpster-Fire Hot
Cheque Please